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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

Interviewer :Your CV has "Social Service" written in it. What you do?

Guy : I'm most used Kandha by most girls till day

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

अजीब उलझन है गालिब!

बीबी कहती है पीना छोडो तुम्हें मेरी कसम,

दोस्त कहते हैं पीना पडेगा साले tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

She - abhi mat chuo mujhe.shadi k baad jitna marzi chu lena.
Me- ok abhi mein chlta hun, jab tumari shadi ho jaye to phone krke bta dena grin.png tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

कॉलेज में किसी लड़की की ड्रेस की तारीफ करो,
वो थैंक्स बोलेगी,
लड़के को बोलो टी शर्ट अच्छी दिख रही है,
वो साल भर वही पहन देगा.. grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

जिस दिन लडकियाँ ऑटोरिक्षा में बैठकर ,
बडी आसानी से लिपस्टिक लगा सकेंगी
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तभी रास्तो के सभी गढ्ढे भर दिये गए, ऐसा समझा जायेगा

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Before marriage- Abolish Dowry,put Men asking for Dowry behind bars. Naari Shakti


After Divorce- mei kaise rahungi akele 2 crore de kutte.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

*House on fire*
Fireman: Okay so I'm gonna hold you and we're gonna jump. Are you ready?
She: Bas 5 min

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Messaged a girl "Kaha ho?"

She replied - "Teri aukaat k bahar"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

[When wifi is out of order & no signal on phone either] Son: Hi Dad Dad: ??? Mom: Yahi hai apna chhote wala

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Teacher: ye topic complete hogaya hai, kisi ko kucch pucchna hai to pucch sakta hai.

Girl: sir!

T: haa bolo

G: kya mai moti lag rahi hu? grin.png

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