Funny Jokes in Jokes - Page 70

Akash Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Relatives
"Card भेजने की क्या ज़र्रूरत हैं
सिर्फ़ कॉल ही कर देना हमें..."

-After Inviting On Call

" ये कोई तरीक़ा है बुलाने का.."
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Me :Shaadi karlete hai!do saal se relationship mai hai
she:Baby but abtaq tumhare credit card ka outstanding only 3 lakhs hai!
Me: Blocked
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Some women wear such
Complicated dresses that i feel
Like saying them
Ghus to gayi ho bhan niklogi kese

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

AMEER
Beta-Papa aaj boht garmi h
Papa-Beta hum aaj hi A.C
le aate h
GAREEB
B-Papa aaj kitni garmi h
P-Chal tujhe GANJA karva
deta hu
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Temporary love
- Sweety Darling Baby Shona
*Permanent love
- Saale kutte kamine
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

थी वो सड़क अंधेरी_और न ही कोई चहल पहल थी_

दारू पीने की उससे ज्यादा सेफ जगह और कोई न थी_

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

कोई कोई लड़कियां ऐसी होती हैं कि अगर
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शिद्दत से चाहो , तो
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

"Aankhen teri kitnii haseen"
She : Bs aankhen. Am I not beautiful. You are the worst. Qadar hi nai tumhe meri. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

अगर चाहूं तो मैं भी लड़कियां घुमा सकता हूं..
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पर मैं इसलिए नहीं घुमाता...
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क्युंकि..
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फिर उनको चक्कर आ जाते हैं..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Indian: Which side of da road you drive?
American: Right Side,n you?
I: Depends
A: depends on?
I: Saamne wala kaunsi side se aa raha hai

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