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Akash Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Little Son - (Pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai...?

Mom: Ye balloon hai...!!!

Son : Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon
se chhote kyun hain...??

Mom : Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe...??

Son : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To
Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya, Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe
Likha Tha: "Only For British People"

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha
Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya, Order To Aa Gaya,
Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya...

Police Wala: "Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke
Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega
To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga...

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki
Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne
Lag Gaya...,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: - Lo Janab Haazir Hai smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question
Pucha...

Teacher: - Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore
Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai...?

Santa: Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream
Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso
Ke Tel Se... smile.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Extra Kameena ├čacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai tongue.png

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5 years ago

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..wink.png

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5 years ago

Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" tongue.png

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nagoriya0 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

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