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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Extra Kameena ├čacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai tongue.png

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5 years ago

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..wink.png

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5 years ago

Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
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BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" tongue.png

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nagoriya0 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

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Arpit jain Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy

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