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4 years ago

What did computer think wen u sit infront of it.. It think: INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE....smile.png

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4 years ago

Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du,
Suraj Ko Mod Du,
Zamin Se Asma Jod Du,
Tu Ekbar Has Ke DekhTere Sare Daat Tod Du.
Ab jaldi se so ja.

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4 years ago

Nani (wid a kid in her lap): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: Y u cal him diploma..
Nani: Meri kudi College se DIPLOMA lene gyi thi,ye leke ayi he

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4 years ago

Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai

Aunty :A garage hai beta
Baccha:par is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi hai
Aunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge

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4 years ago

Wife: aaj phirse billi doodh peekar chali gayee!
Husband: tumhe kitni baar kaha hai, bra pahenke soya karo.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede.. Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede.. Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

ATTITUDE
A boy went prposes a Girl:If she saysYes
Boy feels"Pata nhi kitno ko han kaha hoga"
If she sys No,Bandariya Khudko Katrina samajti HAi.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ki$$iNG A GRL
On Her Forehead Is
RESPECT
On Cheek Is
CARE
On Lip$ Is
LOVE
BT
Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
Is
"HUD HUD DABANNG DABANNGG DABANNG"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa aeroplane me pehli bar safar kar raha tha
Seet se utkar vah kebin me gaya
Paylat ne kan me jo speekers laga rakhe the
Santa ne dhodkar un speekers ko le liye
Aur bola
Ticket tho mene ktaya aur gaane thu sun raha hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kabir k remix doha-chodan chodan sab kare chod sake na koi
jab chodne ki bari ayi sale ka lund khara na hoi

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