Desi Jokes in Jokes - Page 14

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4 years ago

Girl : Bus karo rat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho,subha ho gai hai thake nahi kya..
BOY : ye to kuch b nahi he Ab to me din rat karunga q k. Muje 30000sms free he

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
.
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ram yug mein Dudh mila..

Krishna yug mein ghee..

Kalug mein Chai mile,

Phuk mar ke Pee..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1st Lady-My Husband Can
Put 1 Full Hand In My
Private

2nd-My Husband Puts
Hand n Leg In My
Private

3rd-Pulls Her Saari Up
n Said
Suno Zara Bahar
Aana .. =P wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek Cinema hall me TITANIC lagi thi
Romntic scene aya to 1 Bacha Chilaya-
Mom Dad,
Dekhiye wo log apki Naqal kar rahe h

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

gujrat ki ladkiya dhokla banati hai.

madras ki ladkiya idaliya banati hai.

panjab ki ladkiya lassi banati hai.

Mumbai ki ladkiya Chutiya banati hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

BREAKING NEWS-
Pehly bar
maine
tum
sab
ko
malika ka
boobs dikha
raha he


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abe sale mene sirf dekh ne ko bola dabaneko nehi grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai,

Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai,




TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki kami hai..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola :
"sahab saboot to utha lo"!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Machchar ne apni wife ko divorce de diya
Pata hai kyu
..

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Bolta Hai..
uske bachhe ki Ragon me kisi aur ka khoon tha!

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