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4 years ago

Wife- raat ko chor aya tha gar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya.
Pati- tumne roka nahi..
Wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga,

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sorry 4 Disturbing

Lekin Mamla Urgent Hai
Sita Ko Rawan Fir Utha Kar Le Gaya Hai
Hanuman Ko 1000 Bandro Ki Zarurat Hai
SMS Padte hi Niklo...Plzzz.

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

MUgli pugli me ows abpa
sugli dugli uk oswa

rui rui chum ata
Swaha swaha su

Haso mat
ye jindgi bhr kunware rahne ki shapath thi
jo tumne padh li.
Ha.. Ha..Ha.

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4 years ago

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, Tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, Tadapna bhi toh ussi ne sikhaya tha

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Gabbar ne ek din viru se kaha. Gabbar: maine aaj basanti ko nahate huye dekha. Virufrown.pnggabbar ki kalar pakadkar) kutte..mai tera khun pijaunga! Gabbar: ghussa mat ho yaar...`basanti jaa rahi thi, mai naha raha tha. 9970077189

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kya apke sir pe singh hai
NO!

JUST CHECK


CHECKED

YES

KYA NAHIN HAI

NAHI!


R U SURE ..

YES!



Koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

The Photographer is the most popular person at Indian Weddings. Ladies of all ages chase him around.

Here is how:

1.AAP NE MERI TO LI NAHI.
2. MERI AKELE LO.
3. MERI IS POSE ME LO.
4.MERE ISKE SATH BHI LE LO.
5.ISKI BHI AKELE ME LE LO.
6. HAM SABKI EK SATH LO.
7. USKI TO TUM BAR BAR LE RAHE HO.
8. MERI TUM NE BAHUT HI KAM LI HAI.
9. MERI EK BAR GROUP ME BHI LE LO.
10. MERE SATH MERI BAHAN KI BHI LO.
11. MERI DULHAN KE SAATH BHI LO.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek achhe dost KI 3 NISHANI:


1)Kabhi reply nahi karega.

2)has-has ke sms padhega.


aage mat padhna.


3)Jo nahi bola wahi Karega! Gn sd tc

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 Aeroplane mein pilot announce karta hai ki hum 1 ghante me land karne wale hain,
Fir woh mic band karna bhul jata hai aur dusre pilot se bolta hai ki ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir air hostess ko lund chusa ke, aadhe ghante chodunga,
Air hostess mic band karwane jor se bhagti hai,
aur 1 uncle k pair me fas, kar gir jati hai,
Uncle bole : Tujhe badi jaldi hai CHUDNE ki..
suna nahi pehle wo chai piyega.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..

Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..

Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..

Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.

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