Desi Jokes in Jokes - Page 17

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5 years ago

Gabbar ne ek din viru se kaha. Gabbar: maine aaj basanti ko nahate huye dekha. Virufrown.pnggabbar ki kalar pakadkar) kutte..mai tera khun pijaunga! Gabbar: ghussa mat ho yaar...`basanti jaa rahi thi, mai naha raha tha. 9970077189

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kya apke sir pe singh hai
NO!

JUST CHECK


CHECKED

YES

KYA NAHIN HAI

NAHI!


R U SURE ..

YES!



Koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote.

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5 years ago

The Photographer is the most popular person at Indian Weddings. Ladies of all ages chase him around.

Here is how:

1.AAP NE MERI TO LI NAHI.
2. MERI AKELE LO.
3. MERI IS POSE ME LO.
4.MERE ISKE SATH BHI LE LO.
5.ISKI BHI AKELE ME LE LO.
6. HAM SABKI EK SATH LO.
7. USKI TO TUM BAR BAR LE RAHE HO.
8. MERI TUM NE BAHUT HI KAM LI HAI.
9. MERI EK BAR GROUP ME BHI LE LO.
10. MERE SATH MERI BAHAN KI BHI LO.
11. MERI DULHAN KE SAATH BHI LO.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek achhe dost KI 3 NISHANI:


1)Kabhi reply nahi karega.

2)has-has ke sms padhega.


aage mat padhna.


3)Jo nahi bola wahi Karega! Gn sd tc

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Aeroplane mein pilot announce karta hai ki hum 1 ghante me land karne wale hain,
Fir woh mic band karna bhul jata hai aur dusre pilot se bolta hai ki ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir air hostess ko lund chusa ke, aadhe ghante chodunga,
Air hostess mic band karwane jor se bhagti hai,
aur 1 uncle k pair me fas, kar gir jati hai,
Uncle bole : Tujhe badi jaldi hai CHUDNE ki..
suna nahi pehle wo chai piyega.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..

Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..

Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..

Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

customer-teri cow ki ek aankh kharab hai phir bhi tu 25,000 mang raha hai
cow wala-tujhe cow dudh pine ke liye chaiye ya nain milane ke liye.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se contact me rehna
Warna khub Marenge
Or Rone bhi Nahi denge

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Population control system
in Pak....
HUM

DO

HAMAARE

DO

Uske baad jitne ho sare mumbai bhej do!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye

pyar nadi me gir gya
Qki pyar andha hota H

uske piche dosti bi gir gai
Qki dosti kisi ka sath nhi chodth.

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