Desi Jokes in Jokes - Page 9

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5 years ago

newton ne apple niche girte hue dekh ke gravity ko invent kiya.saale ke dimaq me ye nahi aaya ki 25 saal se susu kartha tha.toh susu kya upar jaatha tha......

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab .. banda soch main per jaata ha ..
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ..
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ..
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay..
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Main
or
tum

Tum
or
Main

Yani
hum
dono

Aj
raat
ko

Ek
Dosre
ko

12 baje
k
bad

akele
me

Miss calls
Denge

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Hathi swiming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai.
Ek chiti hathi kee pith par chad gai,
to dusri boli- "Duba Saale Ko D

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

.
.
Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di

Aur Neeche Likh Dia

COMING SOON

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1st girl - Muje to shaadi k liye aisa ladka chaihiye jo charsi Saraabi juaari Randibaj ho.
2nd Girl - chal chinal najar na laga SMS padhne wala sirf mera hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho..
Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko
Plastic Surgery
K Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko
Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge.. Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Khush to bohat honge tum ki forward karne k liye fokat ka new msg aa gaya , par hum bhi bahut chalak hai humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nahi..
ha ha ha!

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