Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 10

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Banta:kya kar raha hai?

Santa:Lassi bana raha hun

Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??

Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..
ab bata..
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega?

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. grin.png tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 415 - SMS Length: 154
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa opened a Fb A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on 'Wall'
Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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"Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai....... grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... tongue.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!wink.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta To His Son :
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Oye, Ghabrana Matt,
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Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai...
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Son : Ji Haan Papa,
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Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad
Hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain”
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ tongue.png grin.png

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Sonu munna Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai
Batao Main Kya Karun?

Banta: Karna Kya Hai,
2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

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