Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 11

4 years ago

Santa calls Just Dial.....
santa - Sheela kaunse dance bar mein milegi.
JustDial - Sir aapke cell par sms chala gaya.
usme aap k sawal ka jawab hai .
Santa - Kaunse cell par.
JustDial - Wahi jo registeredhai 9450XXXXXX.
Santa - Oh teri wo phone to abhi meri biwi ke pass hai.
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Justdial - Sir, just dial mein call karne ke liye sukriya.
Aap zinda bache to fir baat hogi.

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4 years ago

Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
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4 years ago

SANTA:
Shimla ja raha hu.......
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA:
Meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA:
Agar tu Bura na mane
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use Wapsi me gira du ?

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4 years ago

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD

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4 years ago

Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...frown.png :p gasp.png :/

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4 years ago

Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

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4 years ago

Nurse to santa:" mubarak ho, aapke ghar ek ladka paida hua hai..
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Santa:" waah kya technology aa gyi hai, wife hospital me hai aur bachha ghar hua hai...:p gasp.png

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4 years ago

Santa placed two stones in his ears..:/ #:-s *nerd* X_X
Banta : gasp.png Oye ,What are you doing?X_X
Santa : /smile.pngOye don't disturb..>:/ I'm listening to ROCK music !:p X_X =D =))

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4 years ago

Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: "Will you love me even after marriage Banta?"
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
"If your husband agrees then yes I surely will."

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4 years ago

Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete
And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!
=D

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