Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 13

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Banta ne 1-1 ghoda kharida.. Dono ne "SOCHA"
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(abi joke khtam nhi hua)
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ghode mix na ho jaye,

isliye nishani k liye santa ne apne ghode ki punch kat di..

Unke mohalle k bachhe bade shararti the..

Unhone Bnta k ghode ki b punch kat di..
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santa ne hors ka 1 kan kat diya,

kids ne 2nd hors ka bhi kan kat diya..
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santa ne 2nd kan kat diya, kids ne bhi 2nd kan kat diya..
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Santa ne apne horse ki 1 tang kat di,

kids ne banta k horse ki 1 tang kat di..
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sante ne 1 ankh fod di, bachcho ne banta k horse ki b 1 ankh fod di..
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santa ne dusri ankh fodi to kids ne b dusri ankh fod di..
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Preshan ho k santa ne apne ghode k sare daant ukhad diye..

Mohalle k bachcho ne banta k ghode k b sare daant ukhad diye..
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End me santa Banta ne mil k DIMAAG LAGAYA…

(joke abi baaki hai mere dost)
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finally decide kiya k
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KAALA GHODA SANTA KA
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SAFED BANTA KA...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...

Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Banta: Bajra

Inspector: Wrong Food

Arrest him

Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?

Banta's relative: Rice

Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho

Arrest him too

Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ko neat whisky peeta dekh ek aadmi bola:
"aapne daru mein paani nahi milaya?"

Santa: "Abey main Santa hun; itna paani toh hamare mooh mein daru ko dekhte hi aa jaata hai!" X_X =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz..:pgasp.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher: Define Management?

Santa: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..

Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Santa: ummmmmmmmmmm... ............... .and this is called Management...:pgrin.pnggrin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

In Biology practical exam:

Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:pgrin.png:p

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Aurto se Bhari Bus Palti
Sari Aurte Mar Gyi
Sbke Pati 1-1 Ghanta Roye
Pr SaNTA 2 Ghante!
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QKi Snta ki wife se Bus miss hogyi thitongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

SANTA in court(sad):
Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.frown.pngcry.png

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/

SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi jaahilon wali baat kar rahe ho.

Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....sunglasses.png :> /smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......grin.png =D =))

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