Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 13

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aaye Biwi ne kaha:" MEHMANO KE LIYE JAKAR BAHAR SE KUCH LE AAO.."
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Santa bahar gaya

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TAXI le aaya.. What an IDEA sir ji...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
Hai.... :p grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Hitler: "There's no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
=)) =)) =)) =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता ने रात को चुपके से अपनी बीवी का फोटो खींचा और भागता हुआ सायबर कैफे आया।

कैफे का मालिक: इतनी रात को क्या काम है?

संता: भाई साहब, ये मेरी बीवी की फोटो है। बहुत मारती है। झाड़ू, खटका, बरतन सब करवाती है। इसे OLX पर बिकवा दो..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boss-apki shadi
ho gayi?

Santa-Haanji,1ladki
se huyi he

Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he

Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he...:p

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa: Aapka kutta to sher jaisa Lagta hai. Kya khilate ho??

Banta: Ye kamena sher Hi hai, pyar wyaar ke chakar mein pad gaya tha to shakal kutte jaisi hogai=D

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta:" Pareshan lag rahe ho..

Santa:" Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..

Banta:" Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa:" Lekin biwi ko nahi pata...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa 2 shopkeeper

santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
hai
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..

aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:p gasp.png grin.png

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