Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 15

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz..:pgasp.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: Define Management?

Santa: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..

Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Santa: ummmmmmmmmmm... ............... .and this is called Management...:pgrin.pnggrin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

In Biology practical exam:

Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:pgrin.png:p

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aurto se Bhari Bus Palti
Sari Aurte Mar Gyi
Sbke Pati 1-1 Ghanta Roye
Pr SaNTA 2 Ghante!
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QKi Snta ki wife se Bus miss hogyi thitongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA in court(sad):
Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.frown.pngcry.png

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/

SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi jaahilon wali baat kar rahe ho.

Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....sunglasses.png :> /smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......grin.png =D =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"
Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Train mein warning likhi thi :- Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri "Hoshiyaar."

Santa :- Waah BC, toh jisne ticket li woh "Chutiye"??:p =)) X_X

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

nta:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai...
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Santa:" Kaise ??
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Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb... :p gasp.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya..

BANK me jake So Gya.

Q?

Usne Board Par Padha >

Yaha SONE par LOAN milta H

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