Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 15

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.\=D/ :p

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Mr.Dark Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Yaar,
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..grin.png

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo acha lage....:p grin.png gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girls, while watching Titanic:-
How romantic!
Awww !♥
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Boys, while watching Titanic:-
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* Oye!
Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga
na. tongue.png=p grin.png=))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla grin.png wink.png

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
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Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch Mein
Light Jalti Hain.

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