Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 16

nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa 1 Barat mein
gaya.
Waha use bar-bar
PAANI PAROSA ja
raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans
gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL
de do..

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda hua He

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai. .:o grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya wink.png
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Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!

Par kaise .??? unsure.png :-?
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai ..

SELF CONTROL :"D tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain..
Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuru
ho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi.."grin.png =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi... :p gasp.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa train me ek seat par
akela leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe
bhi
baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun
hu..??
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. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith
gaya
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. phir ek pahalwan aaya aur
bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe
baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai
mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur
bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai..:p gasp.pnggrin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale?

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya kiss.png :p grin.png

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avik Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa is sitting alone in coffee shop..
A beautiful lady came and ask
" if u don't mind can I sit here?"
$anta- noo
lady- why
sardar- bcoz I hav mind..

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