Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 18

hardik2073 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI
KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ?
LADKI: M.G.ROAD
banta: ITNI
KHUBSURAT HOKAR BHI ROAD PAR
RAHTI HO MERE GHAR CHALO NA..../

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4 years ago

Santa k 7 bachhon me se ek alag he dikhta tha... ek bar marte time usne apni wife se pucha wo alag sa dikhne wala bachha kiska hai ??? wife:- sirf wohi aapka hai !!!?("_") grin.png

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4 years ago

Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.! banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun.! santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana...!!!!P

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Nishadharam Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
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Use Yaad Aaya
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"Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai...!!!"

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arun1269 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa... Kya BoLti Tu..wink.png ;-p

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4 years ago

santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK” :p

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4 years ago

Maha fadu joke tongue.pngtongue.png grin.pnggrin.png
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Santa in Lift..
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Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me
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SANTA ko akad k boli
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..smile.png
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2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen
perfume"Rs.7000 .. smile.png
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achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell
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dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
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Or
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SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi... :@
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SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... smile.png
Santa Madhosh \m/
ladkia Behosh

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Nishadharam Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa 1st time plane par baitha.. Jaise
hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,santa
pilot ko maarne laga or bola: Mein
pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar
raha hai.

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Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
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,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.:xD

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