Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 19

Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
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,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.:xD

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa Bhagta Huwa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur
Bola
"MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HUN"
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Larki Boli : "To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi
BHAAAIIIYYAAAAA "?? tongue.pnggrin.png

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega
Banta- Q?
Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu frown.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi?

Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi.

Santa- Kyon?

Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.

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4 years ago

Police: hume khabar mili hai ki aapke ghar me visfotak samgri hai.

Banta: sahab khabar to ekdum pakki hai lekin filhal vo apne mayke gayi hai

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akrxx Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA in an interview......
SANTA-may i come in sir?
Interviewer-wait please.
Satish-76 kg only.

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akrxx Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya.
Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do.
Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa;
Naukar Se-Jara Dekh To Bahar Suraj Niklaa Hai Ya Nahi

Naukar;
Bahar To Andhera Hai,

Santa:
To Torch Jala Kar Dekh Le Kaamchor..!!

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Kns Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

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