Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 20

arun1269 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa... Kya BoLti Tu..wink.png ;-p

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4 years ago

santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK” :p

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4 years ago

Maha fadu joke tongue.pngtongue.png grin.pnggrin.png
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Santa in Lift..
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Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me
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SANTA ko akad k boli
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..smile.png
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2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen
perfume"Rs.7000 .. smile.png
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achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell
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dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
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SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi... :@
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SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... smile.png
Santa Madhosh \m/
ladkia Behosh

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Nishadharam Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa 1st time plane par baitha.. Jaise
hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,santa
pilot ko maarne laga or bola: Mein
pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar
raha hai.

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Himmat Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
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,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.:xD

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa Bhagta Huwa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur
Bola
"MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HUN"
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Larki Boli : "To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi
BHAAAIIIYYAAAAA "?? tongue.pnggrin.png

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Moksh gupta Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega
Banta- Q?
Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu frown.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi?

Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi.

Santa- Kyon?

Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.

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4 years ago

Police: hume khabar mili hai ki aapke ghar me visfotak samgri hai.

Banta: sahab khabar to ekdum pakki hai lekin filhal vo apne mayke gayi hai

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