Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 21

uk Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,

Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?

SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .

Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.

Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .

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4 years ago

santa apni girlfriend ko ghar le gya.

Sab darwaze khidkiyan band kardi.

Light off kar ke uske pas aaya aur bola:-








Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai...?

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta,Rail ke patri par leta tha.

Santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega.

Banta-Chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi. . .

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SaNTa: OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

ToM:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

ToM: "BLaCK-BeHRRy He,

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.?

Ladki - Mai use mana kaise karti. ! Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati. . .

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SaNTa
PeD Ke UpaR
ULta LaTKa Hua Tha:
BaNTa-Tu PeD PaR
KyO LaTKa Hai:|
SaNTa-SaR DarD Ki
GoLi KhaYi Thi
KaHi PeT Me
Na ChaLi JaYe

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4 years ago

Banta- Bhai santa paji agr Wife apne Husband ko Nokaar samjhe to ushe kya karna chaheya........?????
Santa- Karna kya hai Do char ghar safai karne ke liye or pakad lene chahiye.......

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
"Oye extra pen hai kya"?
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Banta:"Ek hi hai"
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Santa:"Abe Ek hi chahiye" wink.png grin.png

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