Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 21

akrxx Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA in an interview......
SANTA-may i come in sir?
Interviewer-wait please.
Satish-76 kg only.

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akrxx Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya.
Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do.
Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa;
Naukar Se-Jara Dekh To Bahar Suraj Niklaa Hai Ya Nahi

Naukar;
Bahar To Andhera Hai,

Santa:
To Torch Jala Kar Dekh Le Kaamchor..!!

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Kns Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

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ahmedpathan Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

ek baar santa darwaaza tod kar bazaar mein le ja raha tha tabhi banta ne pucha :- ye darwazaa kahan le ke jaa rha hai? santa:- yaar mein is ka taala kulwane ja raha hu.

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Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta-Yaar santa TU apen colege ka naam subse alag Rkhana. santa NE College ka naam rakha. SANTA SINGH GIRL COLLEGE 4 BOY'S.

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Aaryansh Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

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4 years ago

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess

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4 years ago

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.

BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.

SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.wink.png

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