Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 22

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
"Oye extra pen hai kya"?
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Banta:"Ek hi hai"
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Santa:"Abe Ek hi chahiye" wink.png grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Gf.- Mere B'Day par Bahut Costly Gift Dena!
Santa- Ok!

On The B'Day_

Santa- Your Gift.
Gf.- How Sweet! Is me Kya He?
Santa- Petrol Me Tale Paneer Ke Pakode.grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa went to Hospital for ECG.

Nurse boli-
Kapde utaro. . .

Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ?
Baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya NishanaLagaaya.!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SaNTa Ne
eK AaDMi Ko
TaMaCha MaR DiYa.!
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AaDMi-MaiNe
Kya GaLTi Ki ? -
SaNTa-TuM SaaLe
GaLTi KaRo
UsKe LiYe
HuM iNTeZaaR ThoDi KaReNGe.

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4 years ago

smile.pngSanta's Son Was Filling a Form..

*Son- Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhu.?

*Santa- Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolablegrin.png

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता: बचपन में अगर माँ की बात सुन ली होती तोआज ये दिन न देखना पड़ता!
बंता: माँ क्या कहती थी?
संता: जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो क्या पता, क्या कहती थी…

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4 years ago

Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ?
Banta:- Qu ?

Santa:- Qu Ki,

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Saloon Uska Hai.

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