Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 22

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya NishanaLagaaya.!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SaNTa Ne
eK AaDMi Ko
TaMaCha MaR DiYa.!
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AaDMi-MaiNe
Kya GaLTi Ki ? -
SaNTa-TuM SaaLe
GaLTi KaRo
UsKe LiYe
HuM iNTeZaaR ThoDi KaReNGe.

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4 years ago

smile.pngSanta's Son Was Filling a Form..

*Son- Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhu.?

*Santa- Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolablegrin.png

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता: बचपन में अगर माँ की बात सुन ली होती तोआज ये दिन न देखना पड़ता!
बंता: माँ क्या कहती थी?
संता: जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो क्या पता, क्या कहती थी…

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4 years ago

Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ?
Banta:- Qu ?

Santa:- Qu Ki,

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Saloon Uska Hai.

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4 years ago

Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

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4 years ago

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH.

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hasmukhraj3 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ka naukar ramu baris me chata lekar
garden me ghum raha tha to sanata bola Ramu baris me tum garden me Q ghum rahe ho
Ramu bola sir mai flowers ko pani de raha hun
Santa-barasa to ho rahi hai
Ramu-fikar mat kijiye sir mai chata lekar aya hun

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho...?

DOCTR-No..!

SANTA-me nikal sakta hu...

DOCTR-vo kese...?

SANTA-ha ha ha ha.....

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