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Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 22
Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai..
Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
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Kyon??????
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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,
Phone switch ON karne per kaun se 2 log hath milate hae......
Santa-YAR Aaj Tabyat thik Nhi h,Hr Chiz double Nzr aRhi h,
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Banta-1000ka Note deke,"Ye le Wo 2000,jo Last week Mene udhar Lye The."
Santa Ne God Se Pucha
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Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?
God Ne Jawab Diya
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aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.
Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.
Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.
Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.
Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.
Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?
Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi...
Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.
Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .
Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.
Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .
santa apni girlfriend ko ghar le gya.
Sab darwaze khidkiyan band kardi.
Light off kar ke uske pas aaya aur bola:-
Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai...?
Banta,Rail ke patri par leta tha.
Santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega.
Banta-Chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi. . .