Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 24

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wife="I am Pregnant."

Santa- "Par Mai To England Me Tha."

Wife= Aapki Photo Thi na!

Santa- Kamini,
Ullu Mat Bana..!

Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi..! grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.

Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?








SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....grin.png

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4 years ago

Santa-mai bachapan me bahut taqadwar tha.
banta-wo kaise?
santa-maa kahti hai k jab me rota tha,to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.

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4 years ago

santa-meri biwi parso mar gai,mai rone ki koshish kar raha hu,lekin aasu nahi aa rahe hai?
banta-koi baat nahi,sirf socho ki wo vapas aa rahi hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Manager- What is Your Qualification?

SANTA- I am PHSD

Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD

Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,

Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?

SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SanTa Gusse se:
Waiter...
Chicken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nehi Hai..!

Waiter: Sir,
Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab Haota Hai.!

SAnTa- Ha yaar,
Sorry.!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa-Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge.. tongue.png wink.png

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Pavi Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as "incorrect".
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
"Your password is incorrect"

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