Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 25

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa-Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge.. tongue.png wink.png

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Pavi Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as "incorrect".
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
"Your password is incorrect"

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,

Bnta:- Q..???

Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता का बेटा स्कूल जाते हुए रो रहा था.
संता – “शेर के बच्चे रोते नहीं हैं.”
बेटा – “शेर के बच्चे स्कूल भी नहीं जाते … !”

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता ने बैंक से लोन लेकर एक कारखरीदी.
पैसा समय पर नहीं चुका पाया तो बैंक वाले आकर कार उठा ले गए.
संता रोते हुए बोला – “पहले पता होता तो शादी भी लोन लेकर ही करता … !!!”

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4 years ago

Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya
Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..
Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

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4 years ago

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha..

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Upar se 1 aurat boli - Dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai...
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Santa bola-Thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega....!!unsure.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Hindi ki Madam ko :
Santa : - madam ji Hindi
Main"APPU"Kasie Likha
Jeyega .
Madam :- Pahle aa ,,, Phir
adha pa ,,,, Phir Puura Pa ,,,,,
or phir oooou.... tongue.png

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4 years ago

“ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.

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RAKESH.N Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

( Santa sadak par ghum rha tha )
Banta-ye sadak kaha jati h.
Santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati.
raat din yahi padi rahti h.

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