Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 26

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.

Banta- why you are so angry.?

Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.

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Jayesh221 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne cafe me 1 ldki se.....
I LUV U kaha........
Ldki ne maara chata or boli........... .."kya bola"?
toh Santa ROTE HUE bola..
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"Jab suna nahi tune to chata kyu maara?

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Amit Bisoyi Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha.
banta:kya kar rahe ho?
santa:badla le raha hun.
banta:kise
santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hunsmile.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye,

God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga

Pnjabi to KARINA

Bania h to YANA GUPTA
Bol tera nam kya h

Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa:Jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.



Banta:Kamaal hai,
sabka nishana
chook gaya..grin.png

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RAKESH.N Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA dials a number
a girl receive
santa-kon
girl-me sita
santa-sorry mataji
LUDHYANA lagaya tha AYODHA lag gaya

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare
Boss khusi se: Gud Aaj kya kiya
SaNTA:Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lgi thi wo sahi kr di

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Jyotish-Tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h?
Santa-Haan Ji..Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho
Jyotish agli baar aana,to Kundli lana, Ration Card nah

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4 years ago

Santa : Maa Kahti Hai Bhains Ka Doodh Peene Se Dimag Tej Hota Hai..!



Banta : Maa Bewkuf Banati Hai,

Agar Aisa Hota To "Padwa"Scientist Na Ban Jata.

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha. Pr use khi pe bhi machis nhi mili...
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so gya....

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