Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 26

4 years ago

“ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.

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RAKESH.N Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

( Santa sadak par ghum rha tha )
Banta-ye sadak kaha jati h.
Santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati.
raat din yahi padi rahti h.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

संता : यार डॉक्टर पर्चे पर ऐसा क्या लिखता है जो सिर्फ मेडिकल स्टोर वाले ही समझ पाते हैं ?
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बंता : वो लिखता है – “मैंने तो लूट लिया, तू भी लूट ले … !!!”.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
Mujrewali- Saheb,
Hamne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.

Santa- Acha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.

Banta- why you are so angry.?

Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.

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Jayesh221 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne cafe me 1 ldki se.....
I LUV U kaha........
Ldki ne maara chata or boli........... .."kya bola"?
toh Santa ROTE HUE bola..
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"Jab suna nahi tune to chata kyu maara?

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Amit Bisoyi Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha.
banta:kya kar rahe ho?
santa:badla le raha hun.
banta:kise
santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hunsmile.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye,

God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga

Pnjabi to KARINA

Bania h to YANA GUPTA
Bol tera nam kya h

Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa:Jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.



Banta:Kamaal hai,
sabka nishana
chook gaya..grin.png

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RAKESH.N Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA dials a number
a girl receive
santa-kon
girl-me sita
santa-sorry mataji
LUDHYANA lagaya tha AYODHA lag gaya

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