Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 27

Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha. Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..

I Like SMS - Like: 398 - SMS Length: 149
4 years ago

Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur
kehte hain To,
Girlfriend k baap ko kya
kahenge???
Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de
To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 486 - SMS Length: 150
4 years ago

SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

I Like SMS - Like: 382 - SMS Length: 171
4 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.

I Like SMS - Like: 427 - SMS Length: 195
4 years ago

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala - Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana.

I Like SMS - Like: 442 - SMS Length: 112
4 years ago

Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!

I Like SMS - Like: 439 - SMS Length: 158
4 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi

I Like SMS - Like: 393 - SMS Length: 142
4 years ago

Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

I Like SMS - Like: 405 - SMS Length: 201
4 years ago

Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
'Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

I Like SMS - Like: 391 - SMS Length: 137
4 years ago

JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi

I Like SMS - Like: 326 - SMS Length: 137
Previous 25 26 27 28 29 Next
Page(27/91)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS