Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 27

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare
Boss khusi se: Gud Aaj kya kiya
SaNTA:Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lgi thi wo sahi kr di

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Jyotish-Tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h?
Santa-Haan Ji..Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho
Jyotish agli baar aana,to Kundli lana, Ration Card nah

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4 years ago

Santa : Maa Kahti Hai Bhains Ka Doodh Peene Se Dimag Tej Hota Hai..!



Banta : Maa Bewkuf Banati Hai,

Agar Aisa Hota To "Padwa"Scientist Na Ban Jata.

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha. Pr use khi pe bhi machis nhi mili...
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so gya....

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha. Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..

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4 years ago

Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur
kehte hain To,
Girlfriend k baap ko kya
kahenge???
Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de
To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... smile.png

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4 years ago

SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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4 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.

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4 years ago

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala - Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana.

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4 years ago

Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!

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