Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 28

Amit Bisoyi Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha.
banta:kya kar rahe ho?
santa:badla le raha hun.
banta:kise
santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hunsmile.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye,

God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga

Pnjabi to KARINA

Bania h to YANA GUPTA
Bol tera nam kya h

Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa:Jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.



Banta:Kamaal hai,
sabka nishana
chook gaya..grin.png

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RAKESH.N Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SANTA dials a number
a girl receive
santa-kon
girl-me sita
santa-sorry mataji
LUDHYANA lagaya tha AYODHA lag gaya

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare
Boss khusi se: Gud Aaj kya kiya
SaNTA:Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lgi thi wo sahi kr di

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Jyotish-Tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h?
Santa-Haan Ji..Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho
Jyotish agli baar aana,to Kundli lana, Ration Card nah

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5 years ago

Santa : Maa Kahti Hai Bhains Ka Doodh Peene Se Dimag Tej Hota Hai..!



Banta : Maa Bewkuf Banati Hai,

Agar Aisa Hota To "Padwa"Scientist Na Ban Jata.

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha. Pr use khi pe bhi machis nhi mili...
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so gya....

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Rohit48001 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha. Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..

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5 years ago

Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur
kehte hain To,
Girlfriend k baap ko kya
kahenge???
Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de
To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... smile.png

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