Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 29

Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa calls wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta... Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye...

After 1hr, he calls: Aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha...

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4 years ago

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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4 years ago

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

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4 years ago

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
"Oye extra pen hai kya"??
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Banta: "Ek hi hai"
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Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-aawaj lga rha tha 20-20 me Dudh ki theli ek ledy gyi or sarmakar waps aa gyi 2nd ledy -kya hua 1st ledy-kamina bra bech rha tha

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne banta se pucha are meri wife bimaar hai kya karu banta bola use kerosin pila de santa ne patni ko kerosin pilaya to vo mar gai vo banta ke pass jaakar bola are yaar meri wife to mar gai banta replied meri bhi mar gayi thi

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4 years ago

Santa proposed to a Girl...

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Boy said:
''tujme rab dikta hai yara main kya karu...''

Girl replied:
''pair pad aur ghar jaa..!

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

बंता का तबादला बैंगलोर कर दिया गया। कन्नड़ भाषा न आने के कारण वह स्थानीय लोगों से बातचीत करने में कठिनाई महसूस कर रहा था। लिहाजा वह एक बुक स्टोर पर गया और ”तीस दिनों में कन्नड़ बोलना सीखें” नामक पुस्तक की दो प्रतियां खरीदीं।
दुकानदार ने पूछा – दूसरी प्रति क्या अपने किसी दोस्त के लिए ले जा रहे हैं।
बंता – जी नहीं, दरअसल मैं सिर्फ पन्द्रह दिनों में ही कन्नड़ बोलना सीखना चाहता हूं …..

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