Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 30

5 years ago

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

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5 years ago

Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
.
.
Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.:-

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5 years ago

In a job interview SANTA is
asked:
"Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba
hai?"
Banta: Sir, maaf karna,
Mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin
mujhe
2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-

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5 years ago

Santa- Itne Saare Log Football Ko Laat Kyu Maar Rahe Hai
Banta-Abe Gadhe Goal Karne Ke Liye
Santa
Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge

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manjeshm1 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa : yar banta mene ek tv liya pr vo
chal nahi raha kya tu dekh lega...

Banta : 2 ghate tak lagatar tv ko dekhta raha or phir badi soch me pad gaya ....
Bada sochne k baad bola yaar tu sahi kah raha tha ye chal nahi raha....kamina itani der se jara sa bhi nahi hila....

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5 years ago

Santa's son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
.
.
.
.
2no bhi to utha saktey ho..

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5 years ago

Banta was travelling in an
Auto rickshaw with his wife.
The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted,
You are trying to see my wife,
Sit back. I will drive.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ws Watching FTV.
.
Suddenly Son came.
Santa-Gareeb ladkiyan he,Kapde
Lene k liye v Paise nahi hai.
.
Son- Is se v Gareeb aaye to mujhe
bula Lena.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
.
.
Santa: Take My Card.
.
.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
.
.
All Cards are Accepted.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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