Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 35

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog's Legs
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Santa- Don't tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu....

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5 years ago

Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,
3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron
ho Gyi? Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta? 3din se ulti hi nai ayi..

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ?
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बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

बंता डायरी लिख रहा था.
“आज मेरी बहन को बच्चा होने वालाहै….. पता नहीं मैं मामा बनूँगा या मामी … ?”

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

एक रात बिजली नहीं थी और संता का सिगरेट पीने का मन हुआ.
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सब तरफ माचिस ढूंढी, पर कहीं नहीं मिली.
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आखिर में मन मारकर, मोमबत्ती बुझाकर सो गया.

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D.K.4MSGRL Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Snta-kal teri shadi h aur tu udas h?

Bnta-yaar ladki walo ne kaha hain ki barati kam lana.

Snta-toh?
Bnta-abe yar,pata nhi papa muje le jayenge ki nhi.tongue.png

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ankitdubey Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......
Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......
Sardar: Maine B To Wiper Chala K Bataya Tha
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Na Soneya Na.....

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