Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 35

Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kidnaper:Teri biwi Mere Kabze Meh
Sboot k Taur Par Uski,
Do Ungliya Bhijwa Rha Hu,
Santa:Sabut Pakka Nahi hE,
Mundi Bhej Mundi.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-"Tumne itne chhote-Chhote
Baal kyun katwaye.??"
Banta-"Naai ke paas 5 rupaye
Khul-le nahin the,
To maine kaha ki chal
5 rupaye ke aur kaat de.!!"

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4 years ago

banta in art gallary:
is bhayankr tsvir ko ap modern art kehte ho? dealer:mere baap tu dimag mt lga ye tsvir nhi aaina h

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Anish Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rahe the.2 sardar train me chad gaye 2 rah gaye.train yatriyo ne unhe welldone kaha to dono sardar-khak welldon jana to unhe tha hum to chodne aaye the.

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha.
Wife- Kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar- Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

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4 years ago

Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,"is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?"
Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahin tutega.

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