Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 37

5 years ago

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

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5 years ago

Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!

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5 years ago

Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,
3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron
ho Gyi? Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta? 3din se ulti hi nai ayi..

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5 years ago

SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo.
SANTA: koi b chalega,
Nurse: kaise chalega?
SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana
hai.

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5 years ago

santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya.
banta: fir kya hua?
santa: meri boht pitayi hui,
banta: wo kaise?
santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

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5 years ago

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

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5 years ago

ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ...
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

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5 years ago

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab

"Bahut Moti Wife".

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5 years ago

santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,

santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

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5 years ago

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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