Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 40

5 years ago

Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?

Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.

Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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5 years ago

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li

Conductor-2 Q?

Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.

Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.

SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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5 years ago

Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The


Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha



Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

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5 years ago

ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?

Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.

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5 years ago

Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.

Kaise?

Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha

sirf 6 second me kam shuru.

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5 years ago

BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..

BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.

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5 years ago

Santa: Ae Dost 'Sapna' Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki 'Sapna' Hota Nahi..
'Sapna' Hoti Hai.

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5 years ago

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?

Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne

Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?

Banta: 500 Rs

Santa: itnaa huaa kya?

Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

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5 years ago

Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.
Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.tu kahan baithe ga?

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5 years ago

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next....
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye..

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