Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 42

Mahin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Yaar I Love U Bolne Ka Sabse Accha Din Konsa Hoga..?

Banta: 1 APRIL
Ladki Fasi to Cool Warna Kehna APRIL FooL.

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5 years ago

Santa-Yaar mai 2 mushkilon me Fas gaya hu.
Banta- Wo konsi?
Santa- Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota,

Na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

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Kapil806 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Snta(boldr pr ldae krke vaps aakr)-aaj mene dushmn ka ak kan kata,ak hath kata,ak pav kata.
(etne me bnta bola)
bnta-tune ye sb kata sithe grdn ki kat deta na?
snta-are bhae grdn to phle se hi kti hue thi.

I Like SMS - Like: 379 - SMS Length: 208
5 years ago

TEACHER-sabse bada pagal kaun hai? santa ka beta utha. Teacher- sabash bete. SANTa- jaan se maar dunga agar kisi ne mere papa ka naam lia....

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5 years ago

Interviewer asked sardar ji. Which are the 2 latest versions of java? . . Sardar ji : . . . . . Marjava&Mitjava.

I Like SMS - Like: 152 - SMS Length: 112
5 years ago

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . . Think.. . . . He want to hear some cool Music..

I Like SMS - Like: 157 - SMS Length: 94
5 years ago

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

I Like SMS - Like: 153 - SMS Length: 138
5 years ago

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

I Like SMS - Like: 162 - SMS Length: 140
5 years ago

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

I Like SMS - Like: 158 - SMS Length: 159
5 years ago

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

I Like SMS - Like: 143 - SMS Length: 139
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