Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 44

pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Rahukpk Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa:Main apni patni ko kya giftdoonBantagrin.pngiamond Ring de.Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon,Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de

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Rahukpk Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

teacher-Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hain?.....Santa-Sir,Agar Murgiyon Ki Tange Lambi Hui Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

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rohit kathe Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek ladki rassi se fasi le rahi thi vo santa ne dekha aur vah kya bola hoga
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Santa-latkanese hight nahi badhegi mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye

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4 years ago

Santa's Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
"Address?"
"Eucalyptus rd"
"Spell it please" .
"I'll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?"

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4 years ago

Santa bhagwan se:kya main gadha ban sakta hoon? Bhagwan ne kaha:ek hi facility baar baar nahi mil sakti

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Gous ahmed Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Techar . . . Santa , . . . . Peyar aur muhabbat me kiya farak hai to santa . . . . . Mubhabat mai ap se kar ta hu aur piyar ap ki beti se kar ta hu

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-tere papa doctor hai,aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
..
Banta-saram ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya....

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4 years ago

teacher-planets ke naam batao.
Santa-earth,mars,jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-aur batao.
Santa-aur sab badhiya.mata rani ki kripa hai..

Aap apna bataie.

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