Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 45

pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Banta: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SANTA:BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE
BABA-JA BETA"SULABH SHOCHALAY" Khol De...

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Intelligent Sardar..........
Sardar:- Dr. Sahab Palastic Sargery Karane Me Kitna KharchaAyega?
Dr. :- 5 Lakh ka.
Sardar:- Agar Palastic Hum De To..

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,
Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu
Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA
Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinicke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Rahukpk Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa:Main apni patni ko kya giftdoonBantagrin.pngiamond Ring de.Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon,Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de

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