Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 47

4 years ago

Santa ki wife ka birthday tha santa ne wife ko rose diya...
Wife - Mujhe rose nahi koi sone ki cheez lakr do.
Santa - Yeh le takiya GOOD NIGHT...
Ha..ha...ha....ha...

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parth Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 car ki harajiho rahi thi
1lac,2lac,3lac,
santa shocked:is khatare me aisa kya he

seler:iske 10 accident hua he&har bar wife hi mari he

santa:8lac

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4 years ago

Santa godhe pe baitha tha,ghoda red light thodkar bhag nikle,traffic police santa ke pich.

sante ne ghode ko rukwakar

policewale se

ye le punch number likh number likh

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lucifer Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Best tp joke-
santa walking on road samne gobar pda tha

santa ne jhuk kr ungli dal kr taste kia aur bola- Oh! Ye to gobar h, shukr h mera pair nai pada...

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

sardar: my girlfriend broke up wid me and sent me pics of her new bf

friend: really bad what did u do?

sardar: i sent those pics to her dad

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4 years ago

santa
uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
banta
soja soja makan girega to makan malik ka girega
apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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4 years ago

1 baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the...ship dubi nhi phir v sab mar gye......
.....
.....kaise....

.
Kaise...
...
...
Bich samundar me ship ruk gyi thi ...
Sare SARDAR DHAKKA dene ke liye utar goye the...*..*...

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veeraj Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teachr-Tense Kitne Prakar K Hote Hai

Snta-3 Prakar K

T-Very Gud, Example Batao

S-
Kal Apki Beti Ko Dekha
Aj Pyar Krta Hu
Kal Bhaga K Le Jaunga

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moni barra Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabi banta-said aye kya kar rahe ho banta-yar dimag chalta hi nahi h dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya h

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4 years ago

Snta:sister muje 1bottle blood dedo Nurse: Blood group bolo? S:koi b chalega. N:kaise chalega? S: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana he.

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