Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 47

RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santagrin.pngheere se kuch likh raha tha..
Golu:Tum itne dheere se kya likh rahe ho
Santa:Mere 7ve bache ko khat likh raha hu,chota hai na,to tezz padh nahi payega

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai, jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sante or malvika 8vi me 9 baar fail ho chuke
santa:Fasi karne ki tayari me
Malvika:Are pagal kya kar rahe ho,agle punarjanam me to nursery class se shuru karni padegi na,bewkuf kahi ka?

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha

Doctor:Ye kaise hua?

Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,to kisine kaha

kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar???????

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Train mein warning likhi thi,"Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar"
Santa: Wah! Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain, Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

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5 years ago

Banta in art gallery:ye bhayankar tasvir ko aap modern art kehte hain??
Art dealer:mera baap tu dimag mat laga,ghar ja ye tasvir nahi aaina hai.

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Gous ahmed Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher.*jawani aur budhape men faraq batao santa.*jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke

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Ashu78 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.

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5 years ago

Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha-
Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai?

Receptionist: Just A Second Sir..

Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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5 years ago

Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega

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