Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 48

5 years ago

Boy:Agar is duniya ke sabi aurat ka ek hi face hota to kya hoga










kuch nahi,gas cylinder ki tarah aj iske ghar jayegi

to kal uske ghar

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How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!

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Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.

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Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where???

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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

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Santa ki wife ka birthday tha santa ne wife ko rose diya...
Wife - Mujhe rose nahi koi sone ki cheez lakr do.
Santa - Yeh le takiya GOOD NIGHT...
Ha..ha...ha....ha...

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5 years ago

1 car ki harajiho rahi thi
1lac,2lac,3lac,
santa shocked:is khatare me aisa kya he

seler:iske 10 accident hua he&har bar wife hi mari he

santa:8lac

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