Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 48

moni barra Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabi banta-said aye kya kar rahe ho banta-yar dimag chalta hi nahi h dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya h

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5 years ago

Snta:sister muje 1bottle blood dedo Nurse: Blood group bolo? S:koi b chalega. N:kaise chalega? S: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana he.

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biswanath Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa exam ke pehele mandir me ja ke....
purohit jii humko ma swarasati ki puja dena hai.
purohit ji-hun!!!
murkh...
ai tooo ma kali ka mandir hai...

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5 years ago

Santa - Is murgi ka rait kitna hai?
Shopkeeper- Shab is murgi ko na lo.
Santa- Kyo?
Shopkeeper - Kyonki is murgi ko AIDS hai.
Santa- Oye de do yr yeh khani hi toh hai iske sath Raat thode hi bitani hai...

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5 years ago

Santa - Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye??
Banta- Birla cement.
Santa- Kyu??
Banta- Kyonki is cement main jaan hai......
Ha... Ha....ha...ha....

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paresh12 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..

Oh God, She Smokes

Wisky Dekha..

Oh God, She Drinks

Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..

Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai

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5 years ago

Teacher - BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata 'JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM...

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5 years ago

Teacher - What is 'oxford,??
Banta- Teacher 'ox= Bail, and 'Ford=gadi,

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Sandy99989 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ki ma-
20 saal tak meri koi aulad na hui.
press reportr- fiqg apne kya kiya?
maa- fir me 21 Sal ki hui toh papa ne meri shadi karai
"fir ja k santa hua.."

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5 years ago

Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !

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