Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 49

5 years ago

Sardar ToLd his FRiEND, "Yaar 1 LADKi Mujko HAS K Dekh rahi hai"
kYa KarU..?

Friend: Pehle confrm kar, HAS K Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi hai...

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa Sote Waqt 2 Glass Rakhte Hai. Ek Mein Paani Aur Ek Khaali. WHY? Socho.
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Kyuki


Pyaas Lag Bhi Sakti Hai Or Nahi Bhi! grin.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta bola-
Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.

Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi.
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga.
"Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle"

Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent



Sardar-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.

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nagoriya0 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa sucide bcoze he could not understand why his sister has two brothe nd he has only one.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The!!!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi. Doctor-"Ye mar gayi hai." Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-"Mai ZINDA hu!" Sardar-"Chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ....

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni..
BANTA-"Aisa Q?"
SANTA-"Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi..!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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