Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 50

5 years ago

Santa - Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye??
Banta- Birla cement.
Santa- Kyu??
Banta- Kyonki is cement main jaan hai......
Ha... Ha....ha...ha....

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paresh12 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..

Oh God, She Smokes

Wisky Dekha..

Oh God, She Drinks

Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..

Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai

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5 years ago

Teacher - BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata 'JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM...

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5 years ago

Teacher - What is 'oxford,??
Banta- Teacher 'ox= Bail, and 'Ford=gadi,

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Sandy99989 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ki ma-
20 saal tak meri koi aulad na hui.
press reportr- fiqg apne kya kiya?
maa- fir me 21 Sal ki hui toh papa ne meri shadi karai
"fir ja k santa hua.."

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5 years ago

Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !

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5 years ago

Sardar ToLd his FRiEND, "Yaar 1 LADKi Mujko HAS K Dekh rahi hai"
kYa KarU..?

Friend: Pehle confrm kar, HAS K Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi hai...

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa Sote Waqt 2 Glass Rakhte Hai. Ek Mein Paani Aur Ek Khaali. WHY? Socho.
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Socho
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Kyuki


Pyaas Lag Bhi Sakti Hai Or Nahi Bhi! grin.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta bola-
Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.

Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi.
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga.
"Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle"

Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent



Sardar-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.

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