Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 50

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Baby sardar praying- "Bhagwan ji plz punjab nu America Di capital bana do Plz plz plz!"
BHAGWANJI-"Par kyu yaara?"
Baby sardar-"Kyoki main exam vich likh aaya si!!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Yaar main to 2 mushkilo me fass gaya hu!
Banta: Wo kaun si?
Santa: Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardast nahi hota aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti! tongue.png %-)

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho. grin.png tongue.png

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5 years ago

Santa ke ladki se...
Santa - Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
Ladki - Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo....
Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi....

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5 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.

Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.

Y..

coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.tongue.png

by Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Top 3 sweetest sleep

3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

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