Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 52

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why is Industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA..
Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding, holding & re-tying the Lungi..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon...and suddenly I thought..where the fu*k is my roof..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
&
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep..
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Ans: College Lecturer.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof:

After drinking,men gain weight,

talk unnecessarily,

Become extra emotional,

Stop thinkin & start fightin over nothin wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua.. Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened......

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

17century mom 2 her son
beta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karnagrin.png
From: anish9937816488

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher-i gave u essay 2write on dogs,y didnt u write..
Sam-whenever i go 2write on dog,it runs away

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