Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 53

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5 years ago

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

"If your enemies throw a stone at u,
jst smile and throw back a flower at them.."
"But,
make sure u throw it with the pot..grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.S & Put Him

In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Man: Is there any way for long life..
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help..
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What-s the difference between a good lawyer & a great lawyer....
A good lawyer knows the law well & A great lawyer knows the Judge very well wink.png
-By Janakiram

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Height of Technical Overdose :-
A Software Engineer falling from the Roof of Building & Shouting..
F1 F1 F1
instead of
Help Help Help.
-By Janakiram

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y..
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face tis i can face anything.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A Psychology Report..
When 2 Couples come face to face......

Wives look at each other-s SARIS
&
Husbands Look at each other-s WIFE..!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

One night a guy dropped his gf at her home.
As they were about to wish each other gud night at the front door,the guy bcm romantic.
he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "give me a kiss"

Horrified,she replied, "Are you mad..My parents will see us!"
"Plz"
"No,plz.Can u imagine if we get caught.."
"There-s nobdy around, thy-re all sleeping"

"No way,it-s just too risky"

"plz,I love u so muc

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..


He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..





Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..

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