Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 54

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A boy touched his girl friend..

Girl said.."don-t touch me..all dat only after marriage..

boy said"ok .

call me after your marriage!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India

"jai hind"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A little bird was flying in winter.The bird froze and afell to ground. A cow came by & dropped some dung ona it.Bird began 2 realize how warm it was & soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out & ate him.
Lessons to Learn !
1. Not everyone who drops shit on u is ur enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets u out of shit is ur friend.
3. When you-re in deep shit, keep ur mouth shut!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Smile is cheaper then Electricity,
But gives more light to your life...
So, always smile and prove that,
U R D Bst TubeLight!
ha.ha.ha

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..

"Being lonely was better yaar!"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota.. Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..

It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm wink.png
From: Prasath

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyuchamkti he Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torchmaar k dekhtahoega ki kahisala Sukhato nahirehgaya

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Recession quote, -A victim has no future, but a survivor does- In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pata hai AAP Cloromint Kyu Khati ho..
Qki

5-Star

Cadbury


Park

Dairymilk

Kit-kat

or

Munch

"50 Paise me" Nahi Aati.
HaHa
Ab Dubara Mat puchna!

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