Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 56

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: where is everest..
Student: I don kno..
Teacher: U Stand on the desk!
Student: stil cannot see ma-am

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give
The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day.. ;->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: Why are you always late for school..
Student: Bz you always ring the bell before I get here!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Technology-s Impact:

Dad emails:

"Dear son,
How hav u been..
Ur mom & I are fine & we miss u a lot..
Plz Turnoff ur PC & come downstairs for dinner..smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

There was a lover
who said that he would even go
through hell for her.
They got married-now
he is going through hell grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Grl-s Status on facebook : -feeling sad-
17021 comments

Guy-s Status : -Goin 2 Suicide-
2 likes
n
1 Comment which reads "Dude Who-s gonna use ur bike nw..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Hw wil a CS gal scolds a boy
"Pedaishi Error,
Virus k Bacche,
1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega"

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