Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 56

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5 years ago

Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..

It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm wink.png
From: Prasath

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyuchamkti he Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torchmaar k dekhtahoega ki kahisala Sukhato nahirehgaya

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Recession quote, -A victim has no future, but a survivor does- In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pata hai AAP Cloromint Kyu Khati ho..
Qki

5-Star

Cadbury


Park

Dairymilk

Kit-kat

or

Munch

"50 Paise me" Nahi Aati.
HaHa
Ab Dubara Mat puchna!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
What is -PETER- in the sentence..
Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A banker confused about Maths, asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..

Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
-vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.....

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..
The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill

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