Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 57

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

There was a lover
who said that he would even go
through hell for her.
They got married-now
he is going through hell grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Grl-s Status on facebook : -feeling sad-
17021 comments

Guy-s Status : -Goin 2 Suicide-
2 likes
n
1 Comment which reads "Dude Who-s gonna use ur bike nw..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Hw wil a CS gal scolds a boy
"Pedaishi Error,
Virus k Bacche,
1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar wrote a letr2 BillGates: Sir i hv sum Questns2 ask
1)d keys on d keyboard r nt in order, wen wil u release d correctd versn..
2)Der is START buttn bt no STOP buttn.Y so..
3)We learnt MS WORD, wen wil u release MS SENTENCE..
Finally a personal questn. Y is ur name GATES, evn though u sell WINDOWS..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gal-wer-s my bday gift..

Boy-u c dat red hot ferrari on d oder side of d road..

Gal(excitingly)-yes!

Boy-M goin 2 buy u a nailpolish of same colorwink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 106 - SMS Length: 160
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl are like a INTERNET VIRUS: They enter ur Life, Scan ur Pockets, Edit ur mind, Download Problems and Delete ur happiness.. issued in PUBLIC INTEREST, so avoid girls.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

"ATTIDUDE"
I dont have any girl frnd it doesn-t mean that i am afraid of proposing a girl but i am scared that wat if she says -YES-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

I Like SMS - Like: 287 - SMS Length: 158
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come..
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.

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