Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 57

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Sardar wrote a letr2 BillGates: Sir i hv sum Questns2 ask
1)d keys on d keyboard r nt in order, wen wil u release d correctd versn..
2)Der is START buttn bt no STOP buttn.Y so..
3)We learnt MS WORD, wen wil u release MS SENTENCE..
Finally a personal questn. Y is ur name GATES, evn though u sell WINDOWS..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Gal-wer-s my bday gift..

Boy-u c dat red hot ferrari on d oder side of d road..

Gal(excitingly)-yes!

Boy-M goin 2 buy u a nailpolish of same colorwink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girl are like a INTERNET VIRUS: They enter ur Life, Scan ur Pockets, Edit ur mind, Download Problems and Delete ur happiness.. issued in PUBLIC INTEREST, so avoid girls.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

"ATTIDUDE"
I dont have any girl frnd it doesn-t mean that i am afraid of proposing a girl but i am scared that wat if she says -YES-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come..
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Once their was a fight betwen me and d tiger.

i ran away

to save d tiger

coz deir only 1411 tiger Left.
i

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

When I say good morning, it means I-m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Rajanikant is remaking TITANIC with some changes...
In d end HE doesnt die but swims across the ocean wth heroine in 1 hand and





TITANIC on d other hand..

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