Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 58

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Husband went to abroad for 15 days.
Wife: darling its 15 days now. When will u come back.. I am half-dead.

Husband: "half-dead"! Ok then i will come after 15 days.
-By Abhishek

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. SMS!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don-t have!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

6 flowers 4 u-
1 for health,
1 for wealth,
1 for happiness,
1 for frendshp,
aur baki 2 aise he kaan pe laga lena.Ache lagoge

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard

She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad

Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy

GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free

Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week

Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled

I-m with my grandson this week

Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled

Husband calls GF:wife not going

GF calls boy:this week your class as usual

Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ultimate Scientific Joke:

What ll u call 2nd n 3rd editions of nano car..

Sodium Nitrite n Sodium Nitrate!

Bz it ll be
NaNO2 &NaNO3

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Daughter-I am in love with neighbour,so I am running away with him.
Dad-Thanx dear,u hav saved money & time.
Daugter-Dad! I am reading dis letter left by mom!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tongue Twister :
She Offered Him Honour..
He Honoured Her Offer..
& Then..
The Whole Night..
In Honour Of Her Offer..
He Was "Onher, Offher"grin.png

by Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tragic stry:
A grl ws waitn @ bus stp wit hr face covrd wit d dupatta cz of d sun
An elderly man on a bike askd "wan a lift babe..--
grl replis
"Dad its me"

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