Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 59

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Daughter-I am in love with neighbour,so I am running away with him.
Dad-Thanx dear,u hav saved money & time.
Daugter-Dad! I am reading dis letter left by mom!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tongue Twister :
She Offered Him Honour..
He Honoured Her Offer..
& Then..
The Whole Night..
In Honour Of Her Offer..
He Was "Onher, Offher"grin.png

by Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tragic stry:
A grl ws waitn @ bus stp wit hr face covrd wit d dupatta cz of d sun
An elderly man on a bike askd "wan a lift babe..--
grl replis
"Dad its me"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

You know the meaning of GIRL....

here it is..!! N this is truly from Xperience..!!!

G= Ghost
I= In
R= Real
L= Life

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar Ghajini Me Amir Khan Marta Toh Movie 250 Crore Nahi 500 Crore Kamati..






Kyonki

Asin Likhwati

"SANJAY WAS KILLED..!!!"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Whoever Says
-Money Can-t Buy Happiness-
Is A Fool

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness

Give Me Some
And
Watch My Smile!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… But I-m happier each time I send you a message ‘coz I know I-ll be disturbing you!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Today is the death anniversary of Superman
So, in his remembrance, plz wear a red underwear on top of ur pant n fly around Ur room in silence for 1 minute..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why do I miss you.. Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That-s why.

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