Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 59

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl are like a INTERNET VIRUS: They enter ur Life, Scan ur Pockets, Edit ur mind, Download Problems and Delete ur happiness.. issued in PUBLIC INTEREST, so avoid girls.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

"ATTIDUDE"
I dont have any girl frnd it doesn-t mean that i am afraid of proposing a girl but i am scared that wat if she says -YES-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come..
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once their was a fight betwen me and d tiger.

i ran away

to save d tiger

coz deir only 1411 tiger Left.
i

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

When I say good morning, it means I-m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Rajanikant is remaking TITANIC with some changes...
In d end HE doesnt die but swims across the ocean wth heroine in 1 hand and





TITANIC on d other hand..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Husband went to abroad for 15 days.
Wife: darling its 15 days now. When will u come back.. I am half-dead.

Husband: "half-dead"! Ok then i will come after 15 days.
-By Abhishek

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. SMS!

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