Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 60

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why do I miss you.. Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That-s why.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

boy - baby i love you smile.png i love you all ur smile, attitude, beauty, body, brother, sister, mother, father, everything............

will

u

please


give me the


DIVORCE!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 227 - SMS Length: 191
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

TECHER:Last year u were in love with dat girl & dis year u r in love with other1.Wat do u think of urself.. Studnt:SYLLABUS hs been changd!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks.
Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time. Santa: Why are u making a joke..
Pappu: Who started first..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best ad by an AC company-
Buy AC-s bz the youth of today are committing suicides using fans!

I Like SMS - Like: 101 - SMS Length: 96
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife: Your friend is marrying a wrong girl, stop him.
Husband: Why should I.. Did he stop me..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I LOVE U plz "KISS" me,shocked na.Daro maat "KISS" means koi interesting s.m.s send me.Aab to thik hai na.

KUSHAL

I Like SMS - Like: 230 - SMS Length: 139
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


I dont like people who drive fast.

Because Datz de reason i over take them!! smile.png smile.png

¥*|_ORD ก่F THÉ STR33TS*¥

I Like SMS - Like: 227 - SMS Length: 178
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