Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 61

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar Ghajini Me Amir Khan Marta Toh Movie 250 Crore Nahi 500 Crore Kamati..






Kyonki

Asin Likhwati

"SANJAY WAS KILLED..!!!"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Whoever Says
-Money Can-t Buy Happiness-
Is A Fool

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness

Give Me Some
And
Watch My Smile!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… But I-m happier each time I send you a message ‘coz I know I-ll be disturbing you!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Today is the death anniversary of Superman
So, in his remembrance, plz wear a red underwear on top of ur pant n fly around Ur room in silence for 1 minute..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why do I miss you.. Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That-s why.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

boy - baby i love you smile.png i love you all ur smile, attitude, beauty, body, brother, sister, mother, father, everything............

will

u

please


give me the


DIVORCE!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

TECHER:Last year u were in love with dat girl & dis year u r in love with other1.Wat do u think of urself.. Studnt:SYLLABUS hs been changd!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks.
Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time. Santa: Why are u making a joke..
Pappu: Who started first..

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