Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 62

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me..

Husband: I won-t have to pay you, you-ll get my entire insurance amount.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tuje Suraj kahu par Usme aag hai,tuje Chand kahu par Usme Dag hai,ji chahta hai tuje bandar kahdu,par sala usme b dimag hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Funny But True Fact:

"Never allow
a girl
to talk
too much
to you.!

Else

Later, she will
make you
talk alone..
Love sucks!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Heart Of Boys R Like a Temple!!

Holy
Truthful
Pure



Thats Why,
When Boys Say..
-I Love You-,
,
,
,
,
Girls Remove Their Slippers..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

There was a man who said, "I never knew wat happiness was until I got married, then it was 2 late." grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

"DRINKS"
D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.
R-omantic aftr 2 peg.
I-nterested aftr 3 peg.
N-aughty aftr 4 peg.
K-ing aftr 5 peg.
S-nake aftr 6 peg..
Cheers!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A Successful Doctor
is one who knows
the art of keeping
the patient busy
in investigations
and prescriptions till
Nature Cures the Disease

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