Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 62

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gulab to Gulab hai Chahe use tum sone ke kunde me rkho ya mitti ke Dost to aap hamare ho Chahe aap central jail me raho ya pagal khane me

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Superb message..
How gals think b4 replying..
!!!

Guy: Hey.
.
gal (to herself): Oh my God.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk.. maybe he-s mad at me, i mean all he said was hey.. I should just answer him, i don-t want to keep him waiting..well maybe i-ll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i-m busy.. no, that-s too obvious. Could this mean he-s into me.. Or is he just bored.. Either way is fine, i mean i don-t care if he likes me back. who said that

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me..

Husband: I won-t have to pay you, you-ll get my entire insurance amount.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tuje Suraj kahu par Usme aag hai,tuje Chand kahu par Usme Dag hai,ji chahta hai tuje bandar kahdu,par sala usme b dimag hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Funny But True Fact:

"Never allow
a girl
to talk
too much
to you.!

Else

Later, she will
make you
talk alone..
Love sucks!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Heart Of Boys R Like a Temple!!

Holy
Truthful
Pure



Thats Why,
When Boys Say..
-I Love You-,
,
,
,
,
Girls Remove Their Slippers..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

There was a man who said, "I never knew wat happiness was until I got married, then it was 2 late." grin.png

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