Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 62

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best ad by an AC company-
Buy AC-s bz the youth of today are committing suicides using fans!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife: Your friend is marrying a wrong girl, stop him.
Husband: Why should I.. Did he stop me..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I LOVE U plz "KISS" me,shocked na.Daro maat "KISS" means koi interesting s.m.s send me.Aab to thik hai na.

KUSHAL

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


I dont like people who drive fast.

Because Datz de reason i over take them!! smile.png smile.png

¥*|_ORD ก่F THÉ STR33TS*¥

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

6 Reasons Y Indians cant b Terorists:
1)V r always late.V ll Miss d Flight Which Shd be Hijacked!

2)Wit free Food n Drinks on d Plane v 4get Y We-re der!

3)V wud fight over each other 4 a Photograph wit d hostages!

4)V cant keep a secret. V Wud hv told Evry1 a Week b4 doing it!

5)V always talk Loudly n bring Attention 2 Ourselve!

6)V wud hav postpond d Mission Bcoz of a Cricket match!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I-m blue. U r my headache, one day I-ll
kill u.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I Said to god,
"I-m D Sweetest In D World"
God Laughed & Said
"Wait, U-ve Not Met D Person Reading this sms!"

Moral:Even God cracks jokes..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pappu : Lalaji,
Detol Soap He ......

Lala : Hanji He.



Pappu : to haat
dho kar 2 kg, chini de do..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Never make the same Mistake twice.,
There are so many New ones.
Try a different one each day!
-
by Swami MISTEKANAND.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best quote against size zero
"Real men go for curves ..
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Only dogs go 4 bones.."tongue.png

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