Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 63

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A sweet & sexy quote $$


-Smile as much as u can coz its the second best thing u can do wid your lips grin.png smile.png



obviously u knw d first one.wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

One day a girl will come in ur life..



Come close to u..



Hug u..



Kiss u..


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Will say..



I LOVE U DADDY..!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

U may have Airtel or Idea Connection,
bt wen u sneeze,





all u say is Hutch!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Two lovers plan to sucide, boy jumped frist girl closed eyes n return back saying love is blind.Boy opened parashute saying love never dies!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

What did Sharukh Khan miss when he went to the "Wash Room" ..

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An entire innings of the -Kolkata knight Riders- .
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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

What is the height of Flirting..
What is the height of Flirting..
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Medical shayari:
When u breathe, u respire.
Wah wah !
When u breathe, u respire! Wah wah kya baat hai!
When u DONT breathe,U
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EXPIRE.!
Subhanallah

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain.. Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING..Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

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