Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 64

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What is the height of Flirting..
What is the height of Flirting..
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Medical shayari:
When u breathe, u respire.
Wah wah !
When u breathe, u respire! Wah wah kya baat hai!
When u DONT breathe,U
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EXPIRE.!
Subhanallah

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain.. Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING..Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

-Do Not Postpone Today-s Work For Tomorrow..






You Can Also Do It Day After Tommorow..

So, Enjoy Life..!!
Be lazy, Think crazy..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

You-re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can-t get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can-t smile without you.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

The Only MAN in this World,Who likes a WOMAN Fully COVERED is.. ....
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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest..





Husband:A Gentle Push..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A man who surrenders when he-s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he-s Right, is a Husband.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife-s birthday..
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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