Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 66

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GOD: I can-t b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too can-t b evrywhere so I created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Facts in d World

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your toungue

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try ii grin.png


Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha..


Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool

Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so forward this soon

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife:What is 10 years with me..
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me..
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What-s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand..

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Doctor:You and your wife have same blood group. Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain-t a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

can you lend me 2000 Rs.. i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sharabi- Aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped(trees) nahi dikhte.



Pub Manager-
Saalo bas karo, Saamne pehle se
1 hi ped hai!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in new style "You will sleep with a manager today." Wife fell unconscious.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki mai hain

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