Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 67

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5 years ago

Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki mai hain

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I

I l

I Lo
I Lov

I Love

I LOve Y

I Love Yo

I Love Yoga.......

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

An Engg Student Answers To The Question
"What is MATHS.."
Mental Attack To Healthy Students!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Manmohan Singh,
Obama, Sonia &
Aishwarya Rai
wer travelling in a train.
As d train enters
a tunnel der-s a sound of KISSING & a SLAP..!!
Wen train cums out
Obama-s face luks RED due 2 d slap
All maintain
diplomatic silence

Sonia is thinking:
"Americans r crazy,
Obama mst hav tried
2 kiss Ash.."

Ash thinks:
"Obama must hav tried 2 kiss me bt kissed Sonia instead & gotslapped."

Obama thinks:
"Dammit!
Manmohan mst hav tried 2 kiss Ash, Sh

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Heights of bad english-
1 man askd hs frn-"wen wl u marry.."
.
.
.
he replied-first i wil marry my sister, then my mother wil marry me..wink.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on meā€¦but i couldn-t find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Man settin passwrd 4 his Laptop,
wid wife sittin beside him.
He typed "PENIS" as password.
Wife fell off her chair,
Laughin..
Coz d PC replied,
"TOO SHORT"wink.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

2 eyes r best friends.
Both c together
Both blink together.
Both sleep &cry together,
But whn they c a girl
only one blink.
Moral: Girls can break any relation.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren-t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I-m vaccinated!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Have We Ever Realized That the Word
-STUDYING- is Actually a Combination of the Word,

-STUDENT-

&

-DYING- smile.png

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