Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 67

Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why Boyz & Girlz
Dont Understand Each Othr..

God-Bz,I Gv
Gud Brains To boys
&
Gud Hearts To gals,

Bt
boys Use Their Heart
&
gals Use Their Brain!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

FATHER: tune colleg me muskil kam konse sikhe SON: 2 muskil kam sikhe danto se beer ki bottle kholna aandhi me 1 tili se cigaratte jalana

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Man on phonegrin.pngoc my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor:Is this her 1st child.. Man on phone:No dis is her husband speaking.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Parents to a College Watchmen:
Is this college good..

Watchman:
Probably the best.. I did my Engineering here & got
immediate placement..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don-t care, me don-t cry, me just happy that a cow can-t fly!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GOD: I can-t b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too can-t b evrywhere so I created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Facts in d World

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your toungue

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try ii grin.png


Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha..


Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool

Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so forward this soon

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife:What is 10 years with me..
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me..
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What-s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand..

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Doctor:You and your wife have same blood group. Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.

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