Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 67

Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Heights of bad english-
1 man askd hs frn-"wen wl u marry.."
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he replied-first i wil marry my sister, then my mother wil marry me..wink.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on meā€¦but i couldn-t find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Man settin passwrd 4 his Laptop,
wid wife sittin beside him.
He typed "PENIS" as password.
Wife fell off her chair,
Laughin..
Coz d PC replied,
"TOO SHORT"wink.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

2 eyes r best friends.
Both c together
Both blink together.
Both sleep &cry together,
But whn they c a girl
only one blink.
Moral: Girls can break any relation.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren-t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I-m vaccinated!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Have We Ever Realized That the Word
-STUDYING- is Actually a Combination of the Word,

-STUDENT-

&

-DYING- smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A man kills DEER & cooks it & doesnt tell his kids wat it is. He gives a Clue"its What ur Mom calls me(dear)".Son screams:"Koi mat khana, KUTTA hai!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Before Microsoft entered our lifes.
MEMORY was something you lost with age.
An APPLICATION was for employment.
A PROGRAM was a tv show.
A CURSOR used profanities.
A KEYBOARD was a piano.
A WEB was a spiders home.
A VIRUS was d flu.
A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.
WAT A CHANGE!

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