Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 7

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa:
Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?

Banta:
Ye letter urgent dena hai

Santa:
Kaha?

Banta:
Address padhne ka time nai hai.

Santa:
Ok go fast.!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?

Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.

Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!

Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं
नहीं आती?
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बंता(शायराना अंदाज में):
जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई,
खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई,
बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में
मोहब्बत,
जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म
हो गई.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.

Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa's wife:"Agar DUNIYA mein aurat na hoti
to tumhare pant ke button kaun takta..???
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Santa:"yadi duniya mein aurat na hoti to pant
pehnne ki jarurat hi kya thi..??? tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho... tongue.png :o

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

THE GREAT INNOCENT SANTA SPECIAL
Santa Blue Film dekh raha tha. Achanak apni biwi ko us film me dekh kar chonk gaya. Gussa huwa,fir hans pada,bola, ye to film hai, koi real thodi na hai..

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